Golf has a reputation for refinement, patience, and quiet dignity. We know better.

For most of us, it’s four hours of chasing a ball into the woods, losing bets to your buddy, and burning money just to remind yourself you’re not good at this. And yet, we keep coming back.

We’re not here to sell you a better swing. We’re here to make sure you look good while blowing it. Whiphook makes off-course gear for the players who’d rather bomb it and pray than lay up. The ones who’ll try to drive the green, drift the cart, and take the dumb shot every time.

We started Whiphook because everything in golf apparel felt the same; collars, khakis, and logos you wouldn’t wear anywhere else. We wanted gear that actually feels fun to wear. Stuff your friends notice even if they’ve never picked up a club, and that you want to wear to the cook out or bonfire on a Saturday night. .

But it’s not just about looking good. Every Whiphook design is made by a real graphic artist who gets a direct cut of the profit. No AI-generated junk, no knockoffs, just original work from talented people who deserve to get paid. Plus, we partner with GOEX Apparel to make sure every garment is fair trade, ethically made, and produced in the USA.

We say: miss bad, look good because if you’re gonna suck, you might as well do it in style.